We want Jason to win. Mass murdering monster, but he’s no bigot. (x)

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In order to understand the largest variety of people in the world, I’m planning throughout my life to successfully learn how to speak 8 languages, largely based on the most common languages in the world.

In order:


Already got English and Spanish down, and by the end of this year I should be able to speak Korean well. Should be fun.


HELLO! Because there have been so many nice people on tumblr who have been helping me to get all these event pokémons and stuff and I know how hard it i get these mons, now is your change. I am doing giveaway. Changes what you can get you can see up.

Rules are:

  • You don’t have to follow me. 
  • I only count reblogs.
  • Please, don’t be greedy, if you really don’t need them, give change to someone else.
  • No giveaway-only-blogs.
  • I will allot three winners: 1st person will get two of the these pokémon of their choice, 2nd will choose one from left ones and 3th will get one which is left.
  • Giveaway ends 24th January
  • Be sure your askbox is open, if is not I will draw another winner in 24hours.

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all our best words are real short and it was quite hard to write this strip and not use one “i”, “you”, “then”, “be”, “in”, “and”, “or”, “but”, or “frig”!


all our best words are real short and it was quite hard to write this strip and not use one “i”, “you”, “then”, “be”, “in”, “and”, “or”, “but”, or “frig”!


please never ever pretend that ‘hints’ and subtlety are better or anywhere near as good as full on honest and explicit representation

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At the gym in dress shirts and slacks with formal shoes

Can’t spell “gym” without “fancy.”

…trolling used to be pretty funny and almost entirely harmless. Trolling, despite the modern usage, does not mean “the act of pissing somebody off and laughing about their anger.” It is “the act of pissing somebody off BASED ON SOMETHING COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS and laughing about their MISPLACED anger.” It isn’t considered trolling to leave a comment full of racial epithets and laugh when people “don’t get it.” It is trolling if you leave a comment insisting on the wrong information about something irrelevant – how many runes are on a Stargate, for example (everybody knows its 12) – and wait for the ONE guy that just can’t let the transgression pass. If you start a fake fight with Prof. Stargate, dragging him deeper and deeper until hopefully, finally, even he has to stop and think “wait a minute, this is ridiculous,” that is trolling. That’s the difference: No actual harm is caused, and even the victim can eventually get in on the joke. “Trolling” isn’t referring to hiding behind a fortification and trying to hurt people like the mythical creature. It’s referring to the style of fishing – you drag bait across the bottom hoping to get a rare bite. It’s not ‘bait’ if you’re earnestly spouting your misogynistic beliefs and somebody gets upset. There’s nothing funny about entirely justified anger. — Robert Brockway, (via pelikinesis)

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"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

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Today I learned I’m part Turkish.

That makes me, in total:

3/8 Salvadoran
1/8 Turkish
7/16 Guatemalan
1/16 Black

Just awaiting the day I get confused as a black person.


imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

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