japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

(via spaghett-about-it)

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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loreweaver:

loreweaver:

Do you ever look at a frog and just think

this is a predator

this is a creature that has evolved to hunt, kill, and devour other animals for its sustenance

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  • knight: so how does the whole summoning thing work? i'd think harnessing the power of the gods would be pretty tricky.
  • summoner: that's not quite accurate. it's less "gods" that i summon so much as...
  • summoner: well, it's hard to describe easily. manifestations of the aggregated beliefs and commonalities of our cultures, represented through a shared symbology that i can tap into.
  • knight:
  • knight: so, memes?
  • summoner: i don't - what?
  • knight: you summon memes.
  • summoner: no, no it's completely different from - i don't summon memes!
  • knight: hey, Y U NO SUMMON ME? haha

It comes with 2 subwoofers 

It comes with 2 subwoofers 

(via thatperfectending)

land-of-boredom-and-confusion:

WOAH I SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH MY NEPHEW THESE LAST FEW DAYS AND DIDN’T BLOG ANYTHING, I AM APOLOGISE,

And I’d promise that it’ll never happen again, but. let’s be real. it probably will

ANYHOW, I am preparing a Large Update for tomorrow so yeh, never fear, we’re staying on schedule ( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑

   ♔                                                                                                                       (⌐■_■)

browngirlblues:

merleawe:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pooter7/happychappie]

i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.

Omfg

(via pizzapuzzy)

the-hatred-machine:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses



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sherlockismyholmesboy:

thehomestuckinyourcloset:

kiddthemaniac:

A guy asked Kickstarter for ten dollars so he could try making some potato salad without having to worry about wasting any money on ingredients for a failed recipe.

He’s now raised over a thousand bucks.

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Truly, the internet is an amazing place.

$4,305.
What the fuck

He’s now renting out an entire hall and inviting the internet to a potato salad party.
What a time to be alive.

(via sirnucleose)

asker

aquadragon asked: I'll bite. Pokeman me.

cucurbita:

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Trainer aquadragon:
   » goomy, vaporeon, dragalge, dragonair, frillish, froslass

Aw yeah lots of my faves are apparently representative of me haha.

Goomy was a surprise. Gooooooomy.

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via spaghett-about-it)

sirnucleose:

barkentin:

lobstmourne:

hairandbrokenglasses:

boornstick:

officerstark:

This one is where I draw the line.  Today is the 70th anniversary of D-Day.
This is disgusting on Tumblr’s part, especially this joke. 
“Allied casualties on the first day were at least 12,000, with 4,414 confirmed dead.”
Yes,remember their sacrifice.  The thousands of soldiers who fought in the Normandy landings and lost their lives.  Remember that, not some ridiculous holiday about donuts.

IS THIS SERIOUSLY WHAT THE DONUT THING IS
IM FUCKING LIVID

are you fuckin kidding me rn

they took D-Day and made it Donut Day… Tumblr no

Not quite:

National Doughnut Day is on the first Friday of June each year, succeeding the Doughnut Day event created by The Salvation Army in 1938 to honor the men and women who served doughnuts to soldiers during World War I.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Doughnut_Day


It just so happens that that the first friday in June is the 6th.

This is one of the most unfortunate coincidences I’ve ever seen.

sirnucleose:

barkentin:

lobstmourne:

hairandbrokenglasses:

boornstick:

officerstark:

This one is where I draw the line.  Today is the 70th anniversary of D-Day.

This is disgusting on Tumblr’s part, especially this joke. 

Allied casualties on the first day were at least 12,000, with 4,414 confirmed dead.”

Yes,remember their sacrifice.  The thousands of soldiers who fought in the Normandy landings and lost their lives.  Remember that, not some ridiculous holiday about donuts.

IS THIS SERIOUSLY WHAT THE DONUT THING IS

IM FUCKING LIVID

are you fuckin kidding me rn

they took D-Day and made it Donut Day… Tumblr no

Not quite:

National Doughnut Day is on the first Friday of June each year, succeeding the Doughnut Day event created by The Salvation Army in 1938 to honor the men and women who served doughnuts to soldiers during World War I.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Doughnut_Day

It just so happens that that the first friday in June is the 6th.

This is one of the most unfortunate coincidences I’ve ever seen.

coelasquid:

quillotine:

febricant:

gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s:

Wut

nobody disillusion me by telling me this is photoshopped. I want to believe.

It’s times like these when you realize just how long Marvel’s been around and how long their main titles have been running.
tldr version: ‘solid dick’ used to be slang for straight-forward advice. So, no, that wasn’t a shop.

Not as well-known as the Joker boner comic, but just as delightful.

coelasquid:

quillotine:

febricant:

gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s:

Wut

nobody disillusion me by telling me this is photoshopped. I want to believe.

It’s times like these when you realize just how long Marvel’s been around and how long their main titles have been running.

tldr version: ‘solid dick’ used to be slang for straight-forward advice. So, no, that wasn’t a shop.

Not as well-known as the Joker boner comic, but just as delightful.

(via sirnucleose)