: Zombie apocalypse coming soon
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arresthttp://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.Fodder for an RPG session.
5/28 The following tweet was release by the University of Illinois emergency alert account:
“Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter.”
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/05/the-tweet-that-begins-the-zombie-apocalypse/257742/
Yeah, this is where I went to school. It went out just as people were going to bed last night.
UM
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How do people even come up with this
like, do they just get on the computer and are like
“today I am going to photoshop a birds head onto a horse”
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I’m pretty sure I’ve posted some of these before… But here’s all 9 dinosaur comics messages I’ve put up for my class this semester, plus one from a mystery source/secret admirer.
These are really funny, and could pass for real Dinosaur Comics. XD
I think that’s the best compliment I’ve gotten on these yet — so thank you very much!
You’re welcome, and thanks for posting—I wish anyone involved with any class I ever took was this creative with announcements.
okay these are all funny, but the one that had me in stitches was “what part of ‘I’m taking linguistics’ did you miss? Seriously, I have no life!” because… GPOY.
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reality check in science class
Wow fuck you science class
wh-what?
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