I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
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It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
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“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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The molding city is a photo installation from a swedish artist and theatre deisgner Johanna Mårtensson. It was built completley out of bread and then the artist just let it mold, and photographed the process.
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boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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this shit sucks! *goes back into egg*
THIS WEEKEND! Calgary expo!! It will be GREAT and you will see me THERE at TOPATOCO booth #400. I also have some signing times at the Boom! booth but will mostly be hanging at Topatoco.
How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source
I find this fascinating
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Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon
Neil A.
Now say that backwards
wake up, America
did we send neil armstrong to the moon
or did we send him back to the moon
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its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest
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