November 2011
50 posts
Your dash lacks some birds with arms
uberzers:
rose-et-vert:
imperiamromanumsacrum:
fdfadsfhfdjhfdssdh
never not reblog birds with arms
This is so beautiful.
twistedcaliber:
teikhorrpai:
LAUGHTERING.
How Stop Motion is Made
pikman:
apolloreincarnated:
briansrhythm:
I can stare at this gif for hours.
So good
Erg. I’m very astute at predicting how most people will act in certain situations or if I tell them certain things or if I help them certain ways or if they’re trying to help me and blah blah
And probably at least 95% of the time the predictions are completely spot on But I really wish they weren’t.
It sucks when you can guess how people will act (even when they actually say...
Clever phrases and swear words used by Karkat...
beardflakes:
traceexcalibur:
BIG SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUS RESPITE
WRITHING KNOTTED HELL OF A TIMELINE CHOKING US ALL TO DEATH
CRYPTOBAFFLING MIND FUDDLERY
OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM LOBE, WHO GIVES A BARFING FUCK ABOUT THAT
SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK
SHITSPONGE
A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS
THE MOTHER GRUB’S...
Batman's such a drama queen.
fuckyeahnipplesonfire:
pootispenserhere:
‘It’s a Food Product, Essentially’: Fox News...
stfuconservatives:
squeetothegee:
abaldwin360:
gawker.com
“I don’t think we have the right to Monday-morning quarterback the police,” Bill O’Reilly said tonight, discussing the appalling use of pepper spray by UC Davis police on Friday. No, God forbid we Monday-morning quarterback the police, especially, as O’Reilly continued, “at a place like UC Davis, which is a fairly liberal campus.”
...
Last Thanksgiving Break
We were supposed to have a movie day together. Just watch all those movies in one day since you always messed with me about that. Had it planned ever since the summer, and we tried postponing it to Winter Break, and you were busy. But you told me we would have it one day for sure, and then I tried getting it done for Spring Break but you just said you were “busy.”
Probably never gonna...
Anonymous asked: Why is your friend Tobi so freaking awesome?
“Why do all the BIG decisions go to the Supreme Court? They’re not the lawmakers!”
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WHAT?!
WHAT???????
DO WE NEED TO PUT ON SOME FUCKING SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK RIGHT NOW, MICHELLE? IT’S ON NETFLIX!
(via stfusexists)
Simply does not understand fundamental aspects of the American government. Whichever branch she is in is the only branch worth a damn.
-Joe
#Michele Bachmann #Doesn’t...
Land of Souls and Olives, a Conclusion: Pasta La...
mspandrew:
More than a year ago, some people on the internet wanted to buy me a soul portrait, and gave me $150 to commission a mentally ill person to photoshop god lasers and dumb tigers on to my high school yearbook photo, or my driver’s license mugshot, or something. I of course refused, but graciously accepted the money anyway, and proceeded to labor over the spiritually meretricious...
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
Screaming Fetus
Jay Meza: "Screaming Fetus" would make for a great band name.
Yan Rodriguez: They sound like they'd quickly become huge sellouts.
Jay Meza: How could such a group become a sellout with such great hits like "My Life is Like a Miscarriage," "Down the Canal to Life," "My Connection," and "Dying Prematurely"?
Yan Rodriguez: These names make me feel like a terrible person. They'd be some kind of Metal band, I'd imagine?
Jay Meza: Naturally. That's why their hit single, "The Work of my Labor," is filled with nothing but grunting sounds. Of women.
Mario Chuman: Gentlemen: myspace.com/screamingfetustheband. They're pop, surprisingly.
Jay Meza: ...what.
Jay Meza: Their music is terrible.
University Of Texas College GOP President: Obama... →
weexist-weresist:
socialistexan:
After police arrested a man who allegedly shot at the White House, the president of the University of Texas College Republicans tweeted that the idea of killing President Obama was “tempting.” “Y’all as tempting as it may be, don’t shoot Obama,” wrote Lauren Pierce. In an interview with ABC News, she said the comment was a “joke,” but said an attempted...
On Drawing Sea-dwellers
Megan Weijiang: i was thinking of making something with foil, and maybe wire, but i need at least 4 pieces of art.
Jay Meza: OH OH! You should make a drawing of four fishes so then it will count... as four pisces.
Megan Weijang: LOL shut up
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
“I will tell ya, it’s three agencies of government, when I get (to the White...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK PERRY, having a moment at tonight’s CNBC debates.
Lordy lordy.
(via inothernews)
EDUCATION?! YOU WANT TO GET RID OF JKLDHJKHDKLD
FUCK ALL OF THESE CANDIDATES I AM FUCKING DONE (via face-down-asgard-up)
Oh man, Rick.
(via xjessicles)
“At around 9:00 a.m. on May 5, 2011, officers with the Pima County, Arizona,...”
– Cops With Machine Guns: How the War on Terror Has Militarized the Police - The Atlantic
This is a terrifying trend, and not at all how any country with any semblance of “civilization” operates.
Just in case you’re not furious yet, here’s the official verdict from Pima County Attorney Barbara...
Bannanas digested pretty easily
Moving onto rice and chicken. Looks like I’ll be all fit to go back to school tomorrow.
I wonder how my Mom is faring. She’s gonna be real hungry when she wakes up after sleeping for so many hours in a row.
